[Rene Ritchie]

With fondest Xmas wishes to our frenmies as CrackBerry.com:

Stormy, the touch-screen BlackBerry*


had a very shiny screen.*


And if you ever saw it,*


you'd say it leaked from the seems.*



All of the other BlackBerry's*


used to laugh and call it a flop.*


They never let poor Stormy*


join in any BlackBerry PIN swaps.*



Then one foggy Christmas Eve*


Lazardis came to say:*


"Stormy with your screen so bright,*
won't you light our Bold website?"*



Then all the BlackBerry's loved him*


as they pushed email glee,*


Stormy the touch-screen BlackBerry,*


you'll go down in history!*