TiPb Give-Away: Tiger Woods PGA TOUR for iPhone and Xbox 360!

[neoch3rry]

At the 1998 Player's Championship at Sawgrass on the 17th hole. Brad Fabel hit his tee shot onto the Par 3 island green. Then out of of nowhere a seagull scoops his ball up and drops it into the water. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

[rbiro]

In High School I was in the lounge, screwing around with a field hockey stick laying around. I'm lining up my fantastic putt with Bill Murray's Caddyshack voice in my head.
Suddenly, my friend Zach bounds into the lounge and say, "Robbie, you have the absolute worst body every for golf!"
So I retired from playing real goft before I ever touching a driver and concentrated on Wind Mills and golden tee trackballs.

[whoneedsaname47]

Here's a good joke for everyone!

Joe was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later, Joe got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"

Joe: "Yes, sir, that's correct."

Coroner: "But Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged in her butt."

Joe: "Was it a Titleist 3 ?"

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

Joe: "That was my mulligan."


Thanks Tipb for a chance to win this great game!!!

[ericadams01]

What's the differance between a golf ball and a g-spot?

You would look for a golf ball for 10 mins.

[The_Reptile]

A schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

[ptinlv]

Back in college I worked the 1992 US Open (in conjunction with a special class out of UNLV). I was in charge of a corporate hospitality tent off of the 16th. fairway. Crowd control became an issue for us, and we were our own security. Even during the practice rounds, the crouds were quite large. I identified an individual without proper credentials and asked them to exit our tent. It turns out I was kicking out Paul Azinger (a player in the open). A woman came up to me immediately and said "do you know who that is?" Long story short I got on my radio and found Mr. Azinger a ride to get back to his hotel. Quite embarassing at the time...

[jeremylittle]

A couple of years ago me and two guys played golf almost every week. My wife got a little jealous and asked if she could come along one week. We borrowed some clubs and took her with us. On the FIRST HOLE she got about 50 yards down the fairway in about 5 strokes. She was yelling at herself (and me) and throwing clubs and finally said, "you just go on and I'll meet you at the hole!" She meant the green. My friend says, "well at least she has the golfer's attitude."

[Tully]

Has to be from Caddyshack

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

[Farmdreads]

This one time when I was golfing, a little gopher popped out of his hole and grabbed my golf ball. So I stuffed his holes with dynamite, lit the fuse and watched the entire golf course explode. Funny though, the little sucker survived to star in the sequel.

[pdamiller]

I Took My Wife To Play 18 Holes Of Golf . Before We Got There I Had A Plan To Ask Her To Marry Me. I Had Someone Take The Ring (still In Box) And Place In The 18th Hole. When We Got To The Hole She Sunk Her Putt And With A Big Smile On Her Face Picked Up The Box Opened It And Said Yes . That Was The Best Moment Ever