Steve Explains Why No Cut and Paste: Caption Contest!

[Rene Ritchie]

http://www.theiphoneblog.com/images/...70806steve.jpg

Scene: Steve Jobs takes the stage at Macworld and explains why there's STILL no cut/copy and paste on the iPhone.

Best caption will get used and credited on the front page!

So what's Steve's excuse?! Caption away!

[jamesus]

Me fail Inglish? Dat's unpossible!

[Alienwhere]

"Because I said so, ok? Remember when I took out the floppy drive? Nobody's crying about that now, are they? I didn't think so. The next person to bother me about this copy and paste thing is getting this remote shoved right in his iHole".

[Stevie No-Wonder]

Well, first of all... he'd never bring up the subject. But if he did...

"... so other than no cut/copy/paste, we think this is the best iPhone update yet! Isn't it great?" (receives usual applause)

[reyza]

"Cut and paste is a thing of the past. Now, instead let me introduce to you to its replacement... <insert incredibly amazing, revolutionary invention here>" /end keynote.

[MrEClass]

"Imagine...completely remembering everything and then typing it all out somewhere else."

[Dalekkiller]

"What's so great about the latest update for the iPhone?
We've done away with the traditional cut/copy/paste and many other features that Apple considers to be outdated. With the next update we will be bringing out a new, psychic firmware that will intuitively know what you want to do with everything and words will fly around your iPhone into exactly the right place at the right time.
We will, in fact, be doing away with the need to ever touch your phone except to charge it up. This update will be rolling out very soon along with our new line of flying pigs".

[EmEuS]

lol @ Dalekiller. Thats was awesome.

[Dalekkiller]

What you don't know is that I am Steve's mind.

[3guser]

"We don't need no cut/copy/paste...we are introducing a revolutionary alternative. With each iphone purchase you get an ipen! Paper is not provided."