Caption Contest: KanyeBerry Says... What?

[Rene Ritchie]

Sorry. Had. To. Be. Memed. But as long as we're being so predictable, we might as well make it a contest. A caption contest, of course. So let's set the stage:

iPhone 3GS, blockbuster selling, uber-popular, satisfaction levels off the hook, has just won the smartphone of the year award, and is about to give its heartfelt speech, in front of proud Pappa Jobs, no less, when the boldest of Kanye West-inspired BlackBerrys storms the stage, speaker on full, auto-tune set, and just has to interrupt and say...

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What? That's where you come in. Drop a reply below and let us know. Be creative, be comedic, be original, and the caption we love best will get an iTunes gift certificate!

[Alli]

Sure you're beautiful, but no one handles email like a Blackberry.

[harkinat0r]

iPhone, I'll let you finish, but the Storm had one of the best touchscreens of all time!!

[nutzareus]

"That's nice, iPhone, but I am the best email solution.. of ALL-TIME!"

[stldirty]

got fishsticks?

[piecinitup]

"BBM connects you with everyone at all times!!!"

[Ipheuria]

I'll let you finish IPhone but everyone knows that the Storm has the most intuitive User Interface, oh wait that's you. Well everyone knows the Storm has the best build qaulity, oh erm wait 50% return rate strike that last one. Well everyone knows our App store is killer, shhhhhh we didn't rip off your idea. Well you get one free beat that sucka... ok I'll sit down now *Looking dejected*

[NFLBlitze1]

iphone: um...im better than you
blackberry:

[mm007]

But you cant even multi-task! And, you dont have a hardware keyboard. Every one knows you have to have a hardware keyboard to do real work.

[ryanlberg]

im the new king of pop.... WHAT